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Unfortunate Situation: Vikings roar and Matt LaFleur chokes (again)

Should anyone be surprised?

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Tyler Dunne
Sep 14, 2026
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MINNEAPOLIS — Give it up to him. Forty-eight hours after one of the most gutless answers you’ll hear from a head coach, Matt LaFleur managed to coach an equally pathetic game. His starting running back — accused of abhorrent domestic abuse — is merely involved in “an unfortunate situation,” you see. Per the police report, Josh Jacobs’ alleged victim said he gave her a lump on her head. But hey, as LaFleur noted, “situations occur in life.”

Like, say, this situation.

A 1-in-2.5 million situation.

This isn’t a new phenomena. LaFleur’s career as the Green Bay Packers’ head coach is defined by cinematic meltdowns. When it comes to authoring a choke, he’s Shakespeare. Sunday’s 39-22 spiral into the abyss was simply the latest disaster under his watch.

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